That Girl You Think You Know

Random facts about this blogger. I don't often think of things on my own. I stole this idea from someone else.

• I want another tattoo
• I got my first tattoo because of a boy. Several boys. I don't regret it.
• I'm terrified of puppets, clowns, and men
• I really like my job, though it pays only minimum wage
• Puzzles are my thing
• I'm a puzzle. Don't bother trying to figure me out. I guarantee you'll just get frustrated.
• I bake cakes for people on their birthdays
• I burn cookies every time I try to bake them. I've given up on cookies.
• I've given up on myself
• My parents are two different races
• Obama is not the first black president
• Animals are God's gift to humans
• People mistakenly believe I'm Jewish because of my hair
• Only one man (I've had six partners) has ever given me an orgasm
• Trojans hurt. Durex is the way to go if you want to get any from me.
• Batman (Bruce Wayne) owns my life
• Sometimes I sing out loud without realizing it
• I've only ever been physically attracted to one person
• I care too much about other people
• I rarely sleep anywhere other than my couch
• I've never had so much to drink that I've thrown up. BUT I black out every time I drink.
• Stories get exaggerated
• Confined spaces don't make me claustrophobic, but that show about underground places does.
• I want to be good
• I'll do anything when I'm drunk (except sex stuff)
  
• Heath Ledger has always been my favorite actor. Naturally, I was thrilled when he got cast as the Joker.
• I always think I'm pregnant. All the time.
• I like all of my body's imperfections
• I do a secret little happy dance every time I get a new scar or blemish
• My first boyfriend had to be threatened by four of my buddies before he'd ask me out
• I hate my first boyfriend. We don't speak.
• My second boyfriend only landed me because of a bet
• I've never had a third boyfriend
  
• I didn't get my first kiss until my junior year in high school
• I've only been asked out three times, had two boyfriends, and I've only actually dated one person
• When I get sick, I get scared
• I'm a little bit of a hypochondriac
• My first crush was on this guy eight years older than me. I never really got over it.
• I used to cheat on tests because I was too lazy to study
• Counseling makes me want to talk about things. All the time.
• In middle and high school, I let people copy my work because I thought it would make me their friend
• I never really had any friends in school. Never really had birthday parties, either.
• People always get kicked out of my life at the start of the new year. They don't come back.
• I have to sit on a pillow to drive
• Black men are in no way attractive to me. I don't know why.
• People always accuse me of being a lesbian because I don't date.
• I tried to kill myself once.
• I never got my meningitis shot because I was hoping to catch it and die (heavy stuff, I know).
  
• Shaving my legs makes me feel sexy
• I've never had a valentine or a secret admirer
  
• Pizza rocks my world
• I have a Bad Day Routine: cocoa, Sufjan, Corinne, shower, and a movie
• I get motion sickness unless I'm driving
  
• I like sticky things. Stickers, tape, even rubber cement.