Audit

Life is a silly thing. Mine makes no sense to me, so I'm re-evaluating.

I've tried being happy and I've tried not being sad. I've tried boys and I've thought about trying girls. I've tried prayer and I've tried ignorance. I've tried friends and I've tried family. I've tried--ok you get it. I've tried plenty of things. But nothing works. Time for change.

Step 1: Stop talking to people you don't care about
This one's easy. All I have to do is stop talking to people I don't care about. Wow. What a revelation.

Step 2: Get on Zoloft (or the equivalent)
Another easy one. I've been given the green light to take medication again, what with my threat level being dropped to yellow and all, so all I have to do is talk to my counselor about getting the prescription.

Step 3: Go to class
Hmm...doesn't seem too difficult. This is something I haven't done since high school.

Step 4: Eat healthy
BAHAHAHAHAHA I crack myself up. But really, I guess this means more water, fruits, and vegetables (and less...umm...hmmm....well...cocoa?). I think I can handle that.

Step 5: Date
Gross. Not ready for that. I need to put this further on the list.

Step 6: Change your goals
I have no goals. I guess there's nothing to change. Maybe this should be "Set goals and figure out what's important." I'm gonna need help.

Alright. Six steps. I can do this. Woo! Go me!
Great pep talk.